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Brian Million

Comedian, Writer

I'm having my son tested for A.D.D. He better hope he's got it...


On Stage
Based out of

Cincinnati, OH

Home Club

Liberty Funny Bone

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If Brian had his way, he'd live in a world where silly was the new sexy, honey buns were considered a health food, and writing your own bio in the 3rd person is considered normal..

As a comedian, comedy writer, and actor he's been featured on NBC, FOX, and played the lead in all of the Ohio's Lottery "40th Anniversary Millions" commercials.

When he's not making people laugh, you can usually find this single father with his head buried in a parenting guides as he tries to survive his two daughters..

He is the creator and host of a BRAND NEW podcast titled “Laugh Your Way Home”; Funny stories about what NOT to do when buying or selling a house. Check it out on iTunes, Stitcher Radio, or wherever you listen to podcasts.

Stay up to date with Brian's hilariosity (probably not a word) at or follow him on Twitter and Instagram: @Brian_Million, or like his fan page on Facebook/BrianMillionComedy.

Laugh Your Way Home Podcast ITunes | Stitcher Radio

Funny narrative based stories about what NOT to do when buying a house.

Ohio Lottery 40th Anniversary Millions commercials [Lead]

NBC | Fox (Stand up)