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Dave Waite

Comedian, Writer

Last comic standing, late night with Jimmy Fallon

12YRS

On Stage
Based out of

Los Angeles, CA

Home Club

Go Bananas, Cincinnati, OH

Send booking request to

Davewaitecomedy@gmail.com

Biography

Dave Waite’s oddball stories and rants have made him a favorite at clubs around the Midwest. A square peg who found happiness when he stopped trying to fit in, Dave's hilarious tales of personal failure have won the love of audiences young and old alike.

Although Dave is known for his constant grin, the first few years his post-college life didn't give him much to smile about. After graduating from Northern Kentucky University with a degree in the lucrative field of geography, Dave drifted through a series of jobs ranging from call center representative to substitute teacher, experiences that later became a part of his act.

On his days as a substitute teacher, Dave says, "My kids 'would come up to me and say, 'Mr. Waite, you're going to die from smoking!' I was like, 'No, Timmy, more like drinking!'"

After being fired from nearly every job and having zero luck at finding love, Dave's self-esteem hit rock bottom in early 2004. His salvation came in the form of a newspaper ad for a stand-up comedy class at the Funny Bone in Newport, KY. Dave took the class and fell in love with stand-up, quickly gaining a reputation amongst both comedians and audiences as one of the Midwest's wittiest and most unpredictable young comics.

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I'm Cool With Being Third

Released 2007

BUY

Reading is Fundamental

Skyline Comedy Cafe

00:56
Recorded 7.12.2013

Hypothetical Questions

Go Bananas

01:03
Recorded 12.22.2010

Elder Vibrator

Go Bananas

00:53
Recorded 12.21.2011

Strip Club Invitation

Skyline Comedy Cafe

02:10
Recorded 7.13.2013

Pee wee football coach

Laughing Skull Lounge

01:30
Recorded 2.2.2013

People hate time zones

Laughing Skull Lounge

00:44
Recorded 2.2.2013

Pregnant Hooters Waitress

Skyline Comedy Cafe

00:27
Recorded 3.4.2011

Having Sex With Glasses

Skyline Comedy Cafe

01:14
Recorded 3.4.2011

Douchy Pets

Go Bananas

01:07
Recorded 12.21.2011

Are You Into the Paranormal?

Skyline Comedy Cafe

02:12
Recorded 7.12.2013

Don't Like Bloody Marys

Skyline Comedy Cafe

00:54
Recorded 7.13.2013

Ordering Pizza At Sbarro

Go Bananas

01:01
Recorded 6.15.2011

Steve Irwin Died

Go Bananas

00:57
Recorded 12.22.2010

Girlfriend App

Laughing Skull Lounge

00:45
Recorded 9.10.2011

Kicking A Field Goal

Laughing Skull Lounge

00:38
Recorded 9.10.2011