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Justin Golak

Comedian, Blogger, Podcaster, Writer

2012 Columbus Alive Entertainer To Watch


On Stage
Based out of

Chicago, IL

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Justin Golak's comedy offers a brutal but thoughtful take on all the things your mom told you not to talk about in polite conversation. Delivered with just the right amount of infamous Golak charm, he'll only leave you with a small urge to punch him in the face and a more pressing one to hear what he said again. Tapped as Columbus Alive newspaper's 2012 entertainer to watch, Golak has taken stages across the country. If you enjoy being the thinking type who also appreciates a well-timed dick joke, this dude's for you.

Justin Golak - Festival Submission Set

Hosted on YouTube


Released 2012


Rosemary's Baby

Released 2015


Rosemary's Baby Trailer

Hosted on YouTube

Justin Golak - Rosemary's Baby

Hosted on YouTube

Rosemary's Baby Bonus Material (The Garage Shoot)

Hosted on YouTube

Justin Golak's Safe Space

A Feminist & A Comedian Walk Into A Bar