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Phil Parker

Comedian, Writer

Small towns you probably don't know. Also, Austin, Texas.


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Austin, TX

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Phil Parker is crude but not without wit. There is a reason he says things like he does. He might not be overtly nice or a comic you'll take a date to, but he has something to say and he's trying not to take it too seriously. Everyone gets upset from time to time, He just happens to do it where people might think it's funny. It's horribly funny. I mean that like the word horrible is used to describe a plain crash.

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Kidnapping Children

The Velveeta Room

Recorded 2.28.2014